Greetings from Elm Mott, Texas
From the travels and adventures of the “World’s #1 Trackchaser”
IT’S RARE TO GET THREE TRACKS IN A SINGLE DAY.
Track #1,829
THE KEYS TO THE TRIP Carol always has options……………more in “The Plan”. Am I really an empathetic fellow?……………..more in “The Trip”. If you don’t ask you don’t get………..details in “The Experience”. It was decision time for Carol. This weekend’s two-night trackchasing plan fell in the middle of a typical 10-day busy period for Carol and me. I can say without hesitation that I am busier in retirement than I ever was while I was working. Carol is still unpacking from her first trackchasing trip of the year….to Moscow, Russia. I, on the other hand, take ten minutes to pack for one of these trips and another five minutes to unpack when I get home. Carol had a decision to make about this trackchasing trip. With four significant outings spread over ten days, she would pick three of them to attend. You’ll have to judge which three you would have picked. Did Carol make the right choices? Option #1. First, she decided to attend the one-man theatrical show, “Mike Tyson – Undisputed Truth”. Yes, we’re talking about THAT Mike Tyson. I thought this was a fantastic show. Mr. Tyson, for nearly two hours, took us through his life story without note cards or a teleprompter. Since I am a golfer I was not disturbed in the least with Mike’s need to use the “F” word or the “MF” word a minimum of 50 times each minute. I attributed it to his upbringing. He did say he was arrested more than 30 times by the age of 12. He was involved in some of the biggest stories of any sports icon. These included being the youngest ever heavyweight champion at age 20, his famous rape conviction in Indianapolis and biting off Evander Holyfield’s ear to name just a few! As a big sports fan, I gave the show an “A++”. Carol, not a big fan of rough language was less appreciative of Mike Tyson’s demeanor. I would see it again if given the chance. Would trackchasing make the cut with Carol? So with the Mike Tyson show in the books would a trackchasing trip to Texas and beyond make sense for Carol? Sorry the trip didn’t make the cut. She decided on a day at Disneyland (option #2) with the grandkids and me. Then a day later we would head over to Las Vegas for a couple of nights of Pac-12 basketball (option #3) and their season-ending conference tournament. I really couldn’t blame Carol for making her choices. Luckily, I got to go on all FOUR of these outings. I would need to come in a day early. I woke up this morning in San Clemente, California. I went to bed in Houston, Texas and then headed out for Austin, Texas the state’s capital on Saturday morning. This is what today looked like. With the first race of the trip occurring on Saturday at noon, it was required that I come in on Friday night. Most tracks that race on Friday don’t begin their seasons until May or so. That meant I would be coming in a night ahead of time. However, that’s really a good logistical idea. Getting on flights on Friday evenings isn’t difficult at all. The chapel or the Marriott? With this trip I had two distinctly different choices for overnight accommodation. I could have very easily slept overnight both nights of the Texas portion of this trip in the chapel of the George Bush Intercontinental Airport. I’ve done that before and it was most quiet and comfortable. Carol, being a staunch Catholic, was less supportive of my using an airport chapel as a Motel 6. However, when I discussed this situation with a random woman while riding on an airplane, she said, “God put that chapel there to help people. He was helping you”. I couldn’t agree more with that philosophy. In lieu of sleeping in the chapel, I chose to use my buddies over at Priceline.com to find a place to sleep. I’m not sure what was going on over in Austin. An Extended Stay America hotel there was selling rooms for more than $200 a night. I doubt even the powerful and well financed “Dreaded East Coast Trackchasers” could afford that. Don’t worry. I am a professional. I used the skills I have honed over time with Biddingfortravel.com and Priceline.com to garner the Houston Marriott Hotel. That would be a most comfortable place to stay. Although Carol was not coming along on this trip she did give me a proper send off. She provided me with a box lunch. No not THAT kind of box lunch. My lunch was served in the bottom of a Costco box with all of my favorites that I could eat on the way to the airport without spilling anything. Not only did Carol prepare my traveling lunch, after providing my favorite hot breakfast (poached eggs on wheat toast) she hoisted my bags from my office (up about 25 steps) to the back of my car. You see I have a bad back. I hated to see this skinny, but really quite buff, young girl struggling with my carry-on luggage. However, she is a type “A” personality and I am a type “B” personality. I feel that she needs this activity to feed her desire to always be doing SOMETHING. While I am gone she will attack her “chore list” with gusto. She never gets to the end of the list even though it disappoints her when she doesn’t. I, on the other hand, have no chore list. Carol used to have a “job jar” for me with little slips of paper identifying different jobs to be done. However, when I could never get up enough energy to put my hand in that jar it eventually faded away. I’m glad I don’t do any chores at home. I feel that if I did it would only be depriving Carol of the enjoyment she gets working from sunup until sundown. I know what you are likely saying to yourself. “Randy, you are a most empathetic fellow. Carol is lucky to have someone looking out for her best interests”. All I can say in thank you for the thought. It’s pretty much the line of thinking that I remind Carol of on a daily basis. This omission was a biggie. When I go on these trips I have a checklist of some 75 items that need to be brought along. Recently I’ve been leaving the checklist at home. When I do that I invariably forget to bring something along on the trip. When I landed in Houston I noticed I had forgotten something that was very important to the success of this trip. I forgot my iPhone power cord. That was a “biggie”. I couldn’t imagine completing one of these trips efficiently and effectively without my phone. I still had enough juice to do a Google search for the nearest Apple store. Then my iPhone Google Maps GPS took me to the mall. For just $19 U.S. I bought a new power cord. When I opened the box after leaving the store I noticed the cord was only about 18” long. That wasn’t great but having power to my phone was. If you don’t ask you don’t get. I guess you could call me a “double dipper” when it comes to some of my hotel stays. This weekend I used Priceline.com to get a full-sized Marriott Hotel for just $40 per night plus taxes. When I checked in I used my lifetime “platinum” status to “nibble” for a few extras. First, they threw in free Wi-Fi (regular guests paid for Wi-Fi). This waved the $12.95 daily fee. Then I got to choose which “platinum amenity” I wanted. I chose a bottle of white wine and the cheese and cracker platter. This was easily a $20 value or more. Finally, they included the hotel’s buffet breakfast. Not only did the breakfast coupon give me breakfast but it also covered the 15% tip and tax. This was another $20 value. Check it out! They gave me more than $50 of free “stuff” and only charged me $40 U.S. for the room. Ain’t capitalism great? Pay me now or pay me later. On the way from Austin to Elm Mott, Texas (I-35 Kartway) I did encounter something I had never seen in all of my travels. First, I was on a toll road. I was passing under electronic sensors that I assumed were recording my license plate number. To top it all off huge signs reads essentially, “Don’t worry if you don’t have a transponder, we’ll mail you the bill”. So far, I haven’t received a bill yet! However, if I do I’m sure the rental car company will add a surcharge for being the middle man. Normally, in trackchasing I don’t have a lot of time to waste. That was the case today. Luckily, the owners of the toll road understood my problem. The posted speed limit was 80 M.P.H.! ONE CANNOT LIVE WELL OR SLEEP WELL IF ONE HAS NOT DINED WELL Schoepf’s BBQ – Belton, Texas Texas means BBQ. I used to eat BBQ everywhere I went. Then I figured I should be eating more low call foods. Nevertheless, I still gained weight. What did I learn from this experience? I should eat more BBQ! If you’re going to eat some BBQ then Texas is just about the best place to do it. Even though I was pressed for time when I saw the sign from the freeway touting Schoepf’s BBQ in Belton, Texas I had to stop. The first thing I saw after I parked my car were the huge pits where they were cooking tons of chicken, pork and beef BBQ. Don’t miss the pictures. I stood in line to place my order and was soon just kicking back in good ol’ Texas having a fantastic BBQ lunch. All too soon it was time to get back on the trackchasing road. However, my brief stop at Schoepf’s continued to remind me that trackchasing is about the journey and not the destination. I-35 KARTWAY – ELM MOTT, TEXAS The third time was the second charm. I have quite a history with the I-35 Kartway. I’ve been lucky here and I’ve been unlucky. Back in 2010 I was looking for a Sunday race date in the Southwest. At the last minute I found that the I-35 Kartway was running their only Sunday race of the year. I drove more than 500 miles out of the way to discover a robust field of mainly homemade caged karts. It was a wonderful Sunday afternoon surprise. Then in 2012 the I-35 Kartway relocated from Lorena, Texas to nearby Elm Mott. Elm Mott is actually about 20 miles from the track’s former location. I tried to see them race then. The week before I showed up they had just a couple of countable karts. The week I did attend they didn’t have anything countable and I was shut out. However, I never give up. I have a long history of coming back quickly to a track where I’ve been rained out or had some other problem that prevented me from counting a track. I was back in 2013 to give the I-35 Kartway another try. If last week was like this week….. Last week they ran about seven classes of karts. Just two of those classes, the “Adult Box Stox” and the “Cyclones” were trackchasing countable. In each of those two classes they had just two competitors. Two racers in the minimum* amount needed to have a countable race. What did this mean? It meant that if the two racers in either the Adult Box Stox or Cyclone division returned this week I could count the track. If they stayed home to go fishing or cut the grass I would be out of luck again. Since the drive from the Circuit of the Americas track was just under two hours it seemed like a reasonable risk. No, not rain! However, rain was in the area. That’s right. I was battling both shrinking car counts and bad weather. At least I couldn’t be rained out today. I had already seen the SCCA racing in Austin. In the early part of the season the I-35 Kartway starts their races at 5 p.m. Later in the year, they begin at 7 p.m. A 5 p.m. start was just perfect. I could make this a “day/night” trackchasing double with the Circuit of the Americas facility. It was actually a “morning/afternoon” trackchasing double since the COA racing program began in late morning. But, the whole thing resembled a “day/night” double more than anything else so that was what it was. I was glad to hear the National Anthem being played right was 5 p.m. when I pulled into the track’s parking lot. It had misted hard enough for me to use my rental car’s wipers just five miles from the track. The mist was still in the air as I entered the grandstand seating area to take my photos and videos of today’s racing action. My “numbers” came up. Admission was free. They were starting on time. Now all I needed was for those racers in the two countable divisions to show up as they did last week. In the cyclone division it was cars #1 and #21. In the adult box stox group it was #13 and #14. From last week’s results I noticed these were the only competitors with these numbers. This was sort of like playing the lottery. If my “numbers” showed up I was golden. They did! I-35 Kartway in Elm Mott would become track #1,429. There were only about 20-25 karts at the track today. All but the final division had only 2-3 competitors. The cyclone class had just two (#1 and #21) competitors racing homemade karts. They wore five-point shoulder harnesses and had cages on their karts. It’s a long story but this made them countable. The adult box stox class, which would be called “winged outlaw karts or modified midgets” anywhere else, had the same two racers from last week, #13 and #14. In both of the countable races, after the race began, one competitor dropped out before the finish. That didn’t matter. All I needed was two drivers to start the race and they did that today…twice. Just twenty-five minutes after the racing began the 6-7 heat races were finished. That was enough for me. A two-car heat race isn’t too compelling and a two-car feature race with the same cars would be about the same. Don’t miss the photography from this event. You’ll see what I saw. STATE COMPARISONS Texas The Lone Star State This morning, afternoon and evening I saw my 55th, 56th and 57th lifetime track in the Lone Star state, yes the Lone Star state. After having some 70 tracks to see here a few years ago, I am now down to just a dozen. I wouldn’t be surprised to return to Texas again sometime in 2013. Thanks for reading about my trackchasing, Randy Lewis World’s #1 Trackchaser Peoria Old Timers Racing Club (P.O.R.C.) Hall of Fame Member Texas sayings: How’s mama and them? (Thanks Russ)
TRAVEL DETAILS AIRPLANE Los Angeles, CA (LAX) – Houston, TX (IAH) – 1,382 miles RENTAL CAR #1 George Bush Intercontinental Airport – trip begins Austin, TX Elm Mott, TX Paige, TX George Bush Intercontinental Airport – 543 miles TRACK ADMISSION PRICES: Circuit of the Americas – No charge I-35 Kartway – No charge Cotton Bowl Speedway – $10 ($2 senior discount LIFETIME TRACKCHASER COMPARISONS The three most important trackchasing comparisons to me are: Total lifetime tracks seen Total “trackchasing countries” seen Lifetime National Geographic Diversity results Total Lifetime Tracks There are no trackchasers currently within 300 tracks of my lifetime total. Don’t blame me. 1. Randy Lewis, San Clemente, California – 1,829 Total Trackchasing Countries There are no trackchasers currently within 10 countries of my lifetime total. 1. Randy Lewis, San Clemente, California – 64 Current lifetime National Geographic Diversity results 1. Randy Lewis, San Clemente, California – 5.08 That’s all folks! Official end of the RLR – Randy Lewis Racing Trackchaser Report